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offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
back on right
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
by the way, PAOK is playing in the Southern League
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Fuck PAOK,they r black and white
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
Apoel, Peristeri, Rabotnicki, Vojvodina, Pinar
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
Sloboda, Hemofarm, , Panionisos
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
What,r these the teams that played in south league?
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Hemofarm didnt play,for sure
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
they did, for sure
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
go to http://topsport.bg/article.php?cid=4&aid=4128
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
click on it
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
How come they never said it on telly?
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
coz Serbian TV is corrupted
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Vojvodina and Hemofarm r from Vojvodina,They have their own Tv
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
How come Hemofarm didnt win the competition?
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
go to the link I gave you
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
No need I believe u
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
just go, I beg you
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
so you see the chart
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
What chart?
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
did you click on http://topsport.bg/article.php?cid=4&aid=4128
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
come on
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
yes I did Hemofarm is third
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
okay
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
so yousee they suck
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
the final four was LukOil Akademic, Turk Telecoms, Aris, and Peristeri
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
and we won 81:80
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
However,Thi is the South conference of FIBA CUP.I know about this competition,and Hemofarm finishe 2nd not 3rd
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
well, there were still a game to play
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
perhaps they improved
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
not important
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
They finished 2nd and now is knockout stage
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
nope, it was just final four amongst the winners of the groups
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
if youdon't believe me I can show you
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
This is not Southern league
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
???? ????, ?? ?? ?? ????? ?? ???
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
it is Southern conference
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
you're right 
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
of FIBA
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
but still it's okay
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
This i the table of FIBA CUP.I watched Hemofarm-Levski match on TV.U guys allowed them to win,because it was unimportant game for u,and it took then\m to 2nd round
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
Levski is not good in basketball any more
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
they finished 5th in the Bulgarian league
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
they almost Bankrupted after MobilTel quit the spornsorship
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Anyways Hemofarm is in last 16 of FIBA CUP
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
the best teams are Lukoil Akademic and Jambolgas
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
and MM Beer Cerno More
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
I know Cerno more Varna
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
yepp, MM Beer Cherno More
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
the MM beer is what makes it good
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
I know why u like that team
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
yepp, although I never tried that beer
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
they only got it in Varna
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
and the Black sEa coast
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Who fucks the taste,it contains alcohol
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
good news, Levski is second in Bulgaria now
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
they overtook Jambolgas
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
There is ,in Turkey,EFFES PILSEN beer.8% alcohol
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
this EFES Pilsen sponsor every Basketball and football match Turkish teams play
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
they even had their own cup
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
in Istanbul
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Im talking about 8% alcohol.u drink 2 beer,u r wasted
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
or I stick to Vodka
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Why do u like vodka so much?
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
sometimes I am tired of beer
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
then I need a change
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
It sucks,I prefer Scotch
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
do you know Milorad Kiac
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
he's Serb
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Whose coach is he now?
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
he coaches Levski-Siconco and now even our national team
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Volleyball,right?
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
yepp
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
He was in Vojvodina for more than a decade
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
although Levski Siconco just managed to save their place in the Champions League this year
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Women?
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
men and women
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Red Star kicks ass in women volleyball.I attended some matches,the girls r so cute
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
Yugoslavia sucks in Women volleyball
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
They all r 17-19 years old
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
they didn't even qualify for European and World Champs
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
I know,but the beaty is important in women sports
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
well about that, Levski Siconco players women wear a Bikini bottom
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
you can't beat that
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
But I suppose that the faces r ugg,our girs have bikini + beatifull facesly
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
they're just fine
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
don't worry bout that
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Did u find some ineresting girlin your village?
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
what interestin, only villagers here
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
they know how to milk cow but not dick
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
hehehehe
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
tomorrow I think I am going to some French party
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
or at least with French food
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
but I am sad, coz I this guy was the only normal one here
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Find some French Nigger girl
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i have experiences with nigga chicks
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
no thanks
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
So your Granpa can cheer for u again
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Chelsea is online
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i saw
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i am not blind
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Find some Parisian
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i shall see
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
don't be that eager
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i am pissed
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
didn't smoke weed since five days
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
R Austrian chick goodlooking
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
some
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
rarely seen
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
the bitch I screwed was amazing
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
U screwed a bitch?!?!?
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
sure
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Jesus Christ,Im shocked!
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
why, I am not a priest
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
????? ????????!!!!!!!!!!
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
???? ??, ???? ??? ????
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
???? ?? ?? ???? ???????, ?
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
??? ???? ???? ????? ???
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
But your paying
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
man, fuck it, it was worth it
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
I wouldn't do it again
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
but it was worth it
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Oh shit,the hookers here r unreliable,I wanted to fuck some in Hungary,but I was there for 2 days only
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
do you want to check mine out
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
go to www.conny-love.at
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Check what out?
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
the hoe's web site
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Yes and?
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
click on enter and then pictures
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Which one is yours?
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
there's only one on pictures
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
No way??!?!?!
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
it's this black short hair
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
u fucked apornstar?
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
nope, she's a regular bitch
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
She looks as if she is 10
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Kopile,r u there?
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
yes
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
write something
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
ur stupid
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
she's as hot as it gets
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
She looks hot,I admit
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
????? ? ???? ?? ????????,?????? ?? ???????
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
?? ??? ??????
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Why is that,when i type down there its fine and when it gets up it screws itself
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
dunno, I had it before, something wrong with your windows
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
you need to reinstall it and change the settings
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Thats a big job,and I m not capable of doing it myself.
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i know, wait for me to come
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
and until then accept the fact
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Vlados friend is coming these days to install my MP3,so hell fix everything
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
if he can, go ahead
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
He knows these things pretty well,I trust him.
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Do u have a mobile?
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
nope
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
not worth it
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
How much is it?
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
depends, but if you're foreigner you need to be over 18, have visa for at least one year and have a credit cared
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
card
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
fuck it
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Fuck the civilised world!!!!!!!FUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
FUCK THE EU!!!!!!!!
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
if we were in EU I wouldn't need it
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
but since we're not
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Fuck EUROPE,BALKANS KICK ASSES!!!!!!!
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Do u have Alkas e-mail adress?
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i can get it from www.ocslibya.com
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
it's in the guestbook 
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
How?
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i'lll get ir for you, wait a second
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Tell me how so I can get the other adresses
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
not all are there, it's just alka
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
coz she wrote inthe guestbook
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
How to get other adresses?
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
go to "OCS DIRECTORY" and browse, search or register
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
on the right bar
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
u mean "register in directory"
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
you can register yourself, but you want to find Alka, so you need to browse
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
the bar on the left side of the screen
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
ok
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
No Alka there
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
of course ther is
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
look under merlin
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Its only people with A and B and Alka is under M for Merlin
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
go to M
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
you moron
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
or go to search
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
How to go to M?
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Okay I found the way
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
I found her
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
you need to register to see the profile
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
I did find her profile,I registreted
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Im done I downloaded two pictures
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Dimie
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
yes
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
What r u doing?Lets go somewhere yo get drunk.
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
to get*
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
what do you mean
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
when 
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
kidding around
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i'd like to
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Me to,I feel like drinking with ya
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i have a bottle of wine here, we can drink over the messenger
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
So do I but beer,we can drink together till I waste all the hours
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
now?
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
fine with me
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
yeah why not,the cinversation will become more interesting.
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
okay, let me get the wine and open it
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
*conversation
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Im going down to bring beer
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
CHEERS!!!!!!!!!
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
wait up
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
it's bulgarian wine
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
its Serbian beer
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
open it up man,I cant wait.
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i'll send you some pictures of me drinking
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i just need to install the camera
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
So bad that I dont have one
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
should I drink from the bottle or from a glass
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
bottle,man be a Bulgarian
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
fine, cheers
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
CHEERS!!!!!
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
man, halba, it's strong
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Your young Bulgarian person,nothing should be strong for ya
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i am sorry, teacher
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
*master
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Its okay student,if it doesnt happen again
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i'll be more alcoholic, I promise
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
how much beer do you have???
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
ALCOHOLIC OPLE!!!!!!!
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
4 or 5
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
what percantage of alcohol
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
I have beer i dont have hours
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
how many hours left???
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
How can I check that,I can only assume

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Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Tins e-mail adress is [email protected]
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Screw Croatians,except Alka

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Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Man u rock,as if we are drinking together.Technology is miracle

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offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
yepp, if you had a microphone we could even chat
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
make a deal, I 'll drink half the bottle, if you drink 3 beers
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Fine with me
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
and then if there are more hours, we drink on
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Yoy have to finish the bottle for 3 beers
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
yepp, deal
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
no, half the bottle
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
How can I check the hours left?
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
the entire bottle is at least 5beers
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i dunno
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
Serbian Telecom
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Fuck that
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
When I finish the 1st beer I gotta go get the 2nd,and put the 3rd on the balkony to get cold
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
okay, tell me when you get there
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i'll keep you aware of the progress of the bottle with fresh pictures
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Actually I gotta go now to put 2 on the Balkony because im out of the cold beers
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
go, man
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
don't waste your time
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
I placed them in the snow
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
well done
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
here all the snow melted
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
it was hot today,
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
+3 degrees
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Here 50%,but my balkony is the last place in Belgrade where it gonna be melted
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
50% of the snow melted
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i c
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
man, I am depressed
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
I really should get drunk
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Send me more pics
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
that helps
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
oki, wait up
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
what should they look like?

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Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
You should lie drunk on the floor,with the puke all over your shirt

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Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
I wish I had wine instead of beer
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
it's a bit awkaward
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
the taste is strange
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
I am going to put my shirt back on
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
wine is better for wintwr while beer is better for summer
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
true, beer is for hot summer days
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
and sunshine
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
true,not for icy days in January

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Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Oh u r eating,????????
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i am not eating
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
these are the plates from yesterday
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i didn't pick them up
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i wish I had some ????
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
lazy bulgarin
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
actually, did you drink the first beer
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Yeah,me too.Whiskey ? ????????
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Yeah,I m waiting for 2nd to get cold
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
I wont let u down
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i'll go get some meat to eat meze
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
wait a minute
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Send me the pic of that meet
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Im going down to get the 2nd beer

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offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i even found some cheese
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
bulgarian cheese
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
and bulgarian meat

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Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Im back,my mom will kill me if she wakes up
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
as if she ever liked you drinking
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Wow,Bulgarka kobasica
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
She doesnt want me to drink alone,at home
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
even I don't like drinking alone, but now we're together
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
show her the pics
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
it's like cyber drinking
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
How should I explain that to her
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
it's good we tried it
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
like this we can more easily spend the time when we're not together
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
She is tired these days,I hope she wont wake up
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
oh, come on, as if you ever listened to her
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
This beer is still not cold,I dont like it ,but Ill drink it for fun
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
yepp, I hate warm beer
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
but you gotta be loyal
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
when you open it drink it
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
the third will be fine
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Its not warm,but its not that cold like the previous one
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i am done with half the bottle
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
The half of it is gone

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offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
picked the wrong one first

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Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Its easy for u ur drinking wine.I drunk 2 bottles of wine in kafana on Friday.
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i know, wine goes in like water
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Yeah,I drunk half of the Takija bottle for Serbian New year
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
*Rakija
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
actually, when I drink beer too much, I prefer changing to some harder stuff
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
it's easier to get drunk with less drinking
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Its better to start with harder and then move slowly towards the lighter stuff
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
maybe
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
the only problem with wine is that the taste is so intense
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
you need some food to neutralize it
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Its the fact,otherwise is not good for the stomach
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Go slower man
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
we should study other specialities at univeristies
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
like Alcohol Studies
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
or Drinking Studies
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
I'd like to graduate in that
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Ill organise DRINKING UNIVERSITY
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
you be the principal
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
I want to do the practicals
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Bojana the secretary
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
The guy that is gonna come to look my cpu,liked Bojana on my party
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
who didn't want to fuck her
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
every guy I know likes her
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
There were chicks who were 10 times better than her
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
true, in Belgrade she's not that hot as she seems to be in Libya
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
in Belgrade there are three chicks like her on each corner
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
In Libya she puts forward her tits and everybody is whistling after her
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
or jerking while thinking of her
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
ksksksks Gahba
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
by tha way, did you ever see Maki's girlfriend in real
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
coz I always hear himi talking about her but he never shows her
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
The new one,no.He doesnt want to show us any of his girlfriends,because he is afraid that we re gonna make fun of him in front of them.
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
but any of his
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
did you see him with any gf
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i think he may be lying 
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
With Prljava
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
No I talked to one of them in self phone

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offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i am gone bro', I feel fucking good now

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offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
thank you for the company
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
it just wouldn't be the same without you
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
R u leaving?
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
nope
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i'll finish the bottle first
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
The pic r amazing
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i should give you my phone number, in ccase you need it
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
say it
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
do you know the dialing code for Austria
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
no
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
wait then
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
+43 732 2457 403
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
the plus usually means two zeros
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
ZVEZDA JE IME SAMPIONA,IMA NAS 200 MILIONA,ZVEZDA JE DA SE PAMTI DUGO,POBEDA ILI NISTA DRUGO,ZVEZDA,ZVEZDA,ZVEZDA,PEVA MARAKANA!!!!
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i have that song on the mini disc
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
wait, i'll listen to it
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i recorded it from Maya
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
and.... ?????? ?? ????? ? ?????? ?? ??, ??????? ???????? ?? ???? ??? ???, ? ????? ?? ????? ???? ? ??? ???, ?? ???? ??????? ?? ?????? ????
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
?????? ?????? ??? ???? ??????, ??? ?? ????? ????, ?? ???? ? ???, ?????? ??????, ???? ?? ?? ????, ??? ?????? ???? ???? ?? ?????
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
or
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
?? ?????? ?????? ???????, ?????? ?? ?????? ?????, ??? ?????? ????, ?? ? ???? ?????? ?????
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Njega jebemo,njega karamo neka pusi sad kurac Partizan
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
?? ??????? ?????? ? ?????? ?, ?? ?? ???? ?????? ?????, ??? ??? ?????? ????, ?? ? ???? ????? ?????
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
??? Je ??????, ??? j? ?????, ???? ?????? ???? ?? ????

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Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
NA MARAKANI OPET PESMA STARA STADION GORI PEVA SE U GLAS.PONOVO SMO BOLJI OD GROBARA A PARNI VALJAK OPET TRAZI SPAS.A SPASA NEMA NECE GA NI BITI JER NASA ZVEZDA NAJBOLJA JE SAD,GROBARI CE GORKE SUZE LITI A ORI CE SE PESMOM BELI GRAD!

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offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i don't want levski and zvezda to meet, I want us to win but I don't want you to loose
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
if it's only a friendly, it's okay
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
RIGHT,ITS A FRIEDLY MATCH PREPARING FOR A NEW MID-SEASON
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
there's a rule
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
if we win the friendlies, we loose the important matches and vice-versa
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
I want to play against CSKA next season.Sofia is one of the rare places where I can attend the away matches
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
well, I will still cheer for CSKA
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
sorry, it's simply excess nationalism
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
FUCK U.If Levski played Partizan I would be 1000% with Levski.
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
well, you were against Partizan even against Bayer
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
n
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
it's just one of my principles that I will always support other bulgarian teams against the rest of the world
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
!st against Croatians,2nd Agaist Partizan,3rd does it really matter
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
what do you mean by that
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i don't get the point
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
I could cheer for Partizan only if they played vs Croatins
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
oki
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
well, I am not that way

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offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i am done, boy
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
You know,when I was in Libya,I didnt hate Partizan that much.Since im back,I hate them with all of my heart.

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Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Dont go.I just finished 2nd beer
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Im going to get 3rd
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
well, I'll bring the meat back, wait for like 2 min
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
me iz back
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
If the conversation stops,it means that I ran out of time,and we wont hear each other for few days.
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
The beer is cold

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offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
this one is of me listening the zvezda song

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Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Three fingers man,r u orthodox or not?
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
well, two is for victory
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
three looks stupid
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Fuck Vicyory,its Croatian sign
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Nema krsta bez 3 prsta!
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
nice one
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
man, I got an empty bottle of wine her
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Send the same pic with 3 fingers
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
what do you expect
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
oki
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
So,I can say:this is my friend DIMITAR

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Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
3 with the thumb,u moron
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
how
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Thumb,and the 2nd 2 fingers
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
okay, I'll do that
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
How do u cross yourself.these 3 fingers
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
U should go to Church more often

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offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
well, if some guy asks me I tell him I am orthodox, but otherwise I am atheist
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
as if you learn that in church
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Aleluja
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
perhaps I should go to the stadium more often
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Srbija
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
True,too true
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i am tired of the photo shooting
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
iam fucking exhauste
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
d
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Is there any club in your village
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
yepp, like 12th in Autsrian division
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
they got a good Hockey Clug
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
*club
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
but they are in a crisis right now
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Hope they ll qualify for 11th division next season
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i meant they're 12th in the austrian division
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
they're fist class
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Wow,why dont u go to the stadium?
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
bela Marakana!!!!

Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Peva(sings) Marakana
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
it's smaller than Lokomotiv Sofia stadium
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
it's would be a shame
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
aha, I understad
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Listen to this anti-Croatiansong,and try to understand it.
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
which one
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
OJ HRVATI,OJ HRVATI SVE CEMO VAS KLATI!MUSKE KLATI,ZENSKE KLATI,DECU SILOVATO!
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
hOW DO U LIKE IT?
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i think I understand it
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
it's a bit rough
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
SILOVATI*
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
WE sang it against Zadar
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
silovati means to rape, doesn't it
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
yeah u started learning
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
in bulgarian it's ??????????
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
cool.but it wouldnt fit into a song
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
okay
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
chill
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i am listening to a French song now
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
I dont wanna turn on my radio,cause my mama is sleeping.Otherwise I would be listening to Narodnjaci.
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i remeber you music from summer
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
I still didnt change the station
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i didn't like it at first, but after another bottle it was the best
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
i m laughing,evrything is funny now
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
Magazin - Ko me zove (they're Croatian_
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Do u have lectures tomorrow?
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
sure
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Fuck that song.Ustasas
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
lectures and classes
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i like the song
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
I ordered.FUCK IT1
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i am independent
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
souvereign
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Its on PinkTV 24/7
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
even serb TV shows it
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
what more do you want
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
r u gonna attend the lectures?
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
nope, Just the lessons
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
they're later
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
I will have to wake around 9.30
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
or 12.00
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
I have holidays till the middle of February,when I have 2 tests
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
depends
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
man, university is more screwed than I thought
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
you have to make so many decisions yourself
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
you can't complain no more
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Especially here,its so difficult
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
mine is the most difficult in Austria
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
it's the most famous one for modern technology
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Mine would be fine if I was used to Serbian way of studying,which means 10 hours a day.
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
that's fucked up
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
they want you to study everything off by heart, isn't it
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
?
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Today I studied for 2 hours
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
halba
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
you need to rest
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
If I find gf I wont study at all
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
yeah, do that
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
even if she's not amongst the best
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
U know me I always make things difficult about that question
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
don't worry , you're not the only one
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
me too
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
On my party,70% of the guys did hit on somebody.However,I wore the jersey,and screwed up everything.
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
last summer I had like 10 chances to ask out Bojana and she would have said yes and I didn't
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
isn't that sad
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
I prefer drinking,rather than girls.I always get drunk,and than I cant do anything
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
me too
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Bross
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
although I need a certain amount of alcohol to get into the mood
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
of hitting on girls
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
it's about the balance
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Me too,but i ALWAYS PASS THIS LIMIT WITHOUT NOTICING IT.
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
that's normal
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
I've aimed the limit just twice
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
When I pass the limit,Im useless.
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
did you drink the third one
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
???
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Yeah,there is a third of it left.
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
okay, I shall wait
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
I am loyal
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Im enjoying it.
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
although I am really drunk now
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
badly
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
I can't see the screen properly
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
I gotta go piss,wait for a minute.
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
me too\
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
I will piss
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i am back homie
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Im back
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Messanger kicks ass.I never thought that it can give u the pleasure of drinking with homie in Austria
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
you know what, I'll save our conversation and show it to wour kids some day
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Me too.good idea.exellent
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
go to file and save as
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
to save it
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
in case youdon't know
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
When we finish it
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
sure
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
although I think I can't recognize the screen for long
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Ill show it to Vlado tommorow.He ll laugh his ass of
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
man, i am ashamed now
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Ill show him the pics
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i am embarassed
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
but in the end I managed to look like a real orthodox
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Shut up,he s worse than us.If he was here,he would drink with us.
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
wait till he sees what you said
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
He is not baptised anyway.
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
well, i am, but it doesn't make me more religious than I am
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
did you finally drink that bloody beer
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
By the way,I figured out that a person cant be a Serbian nationalist if he wasnt religious.
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
that's screwed,
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
poor you
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
! quarter left,Swaya ya Gahba
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
I am listenign to the same song over and over
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
which song?
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
Jay Z & Beyonce - Bonnie and Clyde
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
igor's favourite song right nw
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
now
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Fuck that,listen to ZVEZDA over and over
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i am tired of it, from this song I have the video
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
I can actually watch it
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
There is a serial:"Ona voli Zvezdu".
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i will look for it
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
They r showing it on PinkTV
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i have Pink in Sofia, not here
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
U have Pink Plus,which is bullshit
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Im online for 3 hours and 14 minutes.
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i think we should really sleep now, I am dead
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Let me finish the beer,5 minutes.
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
okay, In Nemanja I trust
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
There is 1/10 left.
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
say something

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offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
I am sleepy
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i need to piss
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i switched off the lights actually
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
coooooooooooooooool!
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Im done with the beer.
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
should we part, homie
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
or should we chat more
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Let me go down,leave a bottle,and then we say our final words.
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
okay, I will go piss
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
OK,Im definitely saving this conversation.
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
yepp, be sure about that
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
do you know how
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Yeah,of course!
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
no way
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
you're good with modern technology I reckon
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
I swear by Zvezda!
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
whateva
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
too serious
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
let's sleep or throw up now
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
More than God & Mother together.
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
of course4
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
I wont throw up
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
me neither
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
then sleep
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
I had a crisis it passed,now im fine.
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
oki, I need to go to bed, really
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
i am soooooooo glad you were here tonite
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
GOODNIGHT,See ya the other day.
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
without you it would have been straight alcoholism
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
like this it's social alcoholism
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
You got the point,I feel the same.
offizer, I swear to drunk I am not god says:
ciaos
Sto sam Boze tako proklet,juce pijan,danas opet says:
Ciao